Random Thoughts: You dead dawg. The silly ass negro edition.

“You dead dawg [expletive]. Your kids too.”
Elijah Dukes, Right-fielder Tampa Bay Devil Rays

More props to Allendale County. Anjana Kumar or Allendale competed in the Scripps National Spelling Bee. She was knocked out in the first round but the trip was an accomplishment none the less.

There’s nothing like the sound of a negro who needs serious anger management. The above comment was left by Elijah Dukes on the voicemail of his hopefully soon to be estranged wife. To top things off he took a picture of a pistol and e-mailed it to her via his cell phone. The voicemail and picture incidents occurred after he went to the middle school where his wife teaches and “shows his ass” for the world to see. Does playing for the D-Rays make a man that angry? When asked about all of his previous actions by the press Dukes comments could be considered extremely sophomoric for a 22 year old. He responded with these gems: “I’m just going to play ball, that’s it.” And “I’ve got to go. I’ve got a video game to finish.”

While I’m on athletes someone please tell Mike Vick’s silly-ass what “exonerated” means. While your doing that please let him know that when some asks if you think you will be “exonerated” that you always respond with the word “yes.”

After you finish hooking Mike Vick up. Please give Kobe a hug.

I’m amazed that people still get tuberculosis. I thought that shit died out with Doc Holliday.
I took a short vacation this week and today was my first day back at the plantation. I spent the mornings of my days off at the gym and the rest of my days doing absolutely nothing. Due to the fact that I usually drink about 96 ounces of water while I’m at the gym it’s only natural that I have to “go”[Not on the cars of any strippers however.] at some point during the gun show. So I “go” and I happen to notice that the urinal cakes have a “Just say no to drugs” message on them. That brought me to the conclusion that the war on drugs is over and done and the “good guys” [If such a thing exists.] didn’t win. If you have to post your propaganda on urinal cakes maybe you should just bow out.

Yesterday was my 28th birthday. I feel like I’m 25. Act like I’m 52 and want to be 65 so that I can retire and talk shit with the boys all day.